A friend of my mine recently told me about a park ranger job opening at a nearby forest preserve. I like forest preserves but I don't want to be a cop.

  • Bluegrass_Buddhist [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    It'd be in a larger forest park. I'd let the twenty-somethings on acid have their fun and only yell at the RV boomers grilling a metric ton of beef.

    • jabrd [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yea you're good homie. Go live that druid life

    • Wildgrapes [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Once I went camping at a lovely little spot near a river. Set up a hammock just vibing. Suddenly about 11pm a giant toy hauler rv shows up. The back bursts open and atv roared out. At the same time what seemed like a dozen kids and dogs spilled out of the RV and just started running around yelling at each other. I had to leave and set up camp a mile away around 1 am because they would not shut up. I could still hear them.

      I would've loved to have a ranger like you there at that moment.