A friend of my mine recently told me about a park ranger job opening at a nearby forest preserve. I like forest preserves but I don't want to be a cop.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Impossible to enter a doorway comfortably

    Which is fine, cuz their ain't no doors in the Great Outdoors

    • sam5673 [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Any door that isn't fitted to enter on a horse in a novelty cowboy hat isn't worth entering anyway

      edit for clarity both you and the horse are wearing a novelty hat

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        And you need a right proper appellation so that folks can call you it when you ride past

        Sasapirilla Slim and Horsham the Wonder Horse