Is it true that Americans believe that if you die while committing a mass shooting you go to American Valhalla (an infinitely large Applebee's)?
I ate half a watermelon as a snack. So fuuuuuull :meow-melt:
EDIT: FUCK, apparently I just ate 700 calories worth of watermelon.
I feel like I should try more fruit but I feel like I tried it as a kid and was just like “nope” and never ate them again.
I just stick with apples, grapes, and raspberries.Your taste buds mature and change just like the rest of your body does as you get older. Fruit and veggies are one of the cheaper things you can try again, I'd highly recommend it.
I didn't like cucumbers or zucchini as a kid but now I think they're pretty good.
You can start with fruits you haven't tried in awhile that you know other people in your household or neighborhood like. That way it won't go to waste if you still find it icky.
Pineapples are the best. I drink pineapple juice every single day and buy pineapple in tins and plastic snack pots... an awful lot. I really like pineapple and I hate most fruit.
EDIT: FUCK, apparently I just ate 700 calories worth of watermelon.
lolol. Wait, how many calories does a watermelon have? I always assume it's mostly water. But I guess the rest of it is sugar ( ._.)
support for the Russians that fucked up the US gas pipeline :spongebob-party:
I just got really high and was browsing, and set my phone down for a sec. I picked it up like 2 minutes later and came across a comment that made me go, "Dude, me too!!" and heartily went to upvote it. I then realized that I was on my profile and was reading my own comments because I was trying to find something from a few months ago. :bruh-moment:
"hi! dan quayle here for quayleposting, the incomprehensible platitude specialist, powered by the air you breathe, activated by the water that you and i drink!"
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Holy fucking shit what's happening in Palestine is insane. And it doesn't look like it's calming down, quite the reverse.
Look at that video (CW: whole building collapse, and there were people inside). Israel is leveling whole apartment buildings.
There are also real time feeds at IntelDoge, AuroraIntel, and IntelCrab.
What a great emoji lol. Is Martin Luther the first poster? I can't remember any famous posters before him.
There’s a bunch of ancient Roman graffiti that’s basically “i fucked Augustus’s mum”, they’re the earliest as far as I know
Psych office stopped ghosting me I'm getting my make-brain-work drugs refilled tomorrow at last :sicko-wholesome:
Occasionally I will try to 'leave my bubble' and visit r/worldnews. Today I can only find comments from what I will describe as "friends of apartheid".
bruh I just realized that I have 1007 comments :walter-breakdown:
