They're trying so hard to ape the aesthetics of urban liberalism and they just... can't quite get it pat.
Like why are there framed photos of cows on every wall?
They're trying so hard to ape the aesthetics of urban liberalism and they just... can't quite get it pat.
Like why are there framed photos of cows on every wall?
The cows stare at you...
"You should have ordered oat milk motherfucker"
Oh shit oh fuck I got the Almond Beverage.
:arm-L: :soy-cutie: :arm-R:
Only one non-dairy option can compete in a nutritional sense
They only keep the oat milk on the menu for profiling purposes.