Inspired by this cursed knowledge:

CIA's Havana Syndrome task force to be led by officer who hunted Bin Laden

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    CIA’s Havana Syndrome task force to be led by officer who hunted Bin Laden

    That asshole from Seal Team 6? Yeah, that's how you know this shit is phony.

  • ClathrateG [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Valleys leading to the cave are heavily guarded by militiamen

    :speech-r: :sit-back-and-enjoy:

    • Gay_Wrath [fae/faer]
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      3 years ago

      there have been reports that h͔̦ͨ͊̽͝a̝͕̖̹ͪͬ̌̾͞v̧̲͇̲͖̫̺͐ͣǎ̻̮̬͎́ņ̞̖̎͐̓a͕͉̼̩̭ͣ͛ͬ̀̚ has been moving around the area on horseback

  • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    This whole things seems like a schlocky 60s sci-fi B-movie or comic book with aliens who have paralysis ray guns or some shit. It’s literally the only image that comes to mind.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Not even the Vietnam tunnels were this complex. And they weren't made by insurgents.