congressbaseballfan [she/her] to askchapo • edit-23 years agoWhat the fuck.. is this real? I am having a moral panic about thisimagemessage-square215 fedilinkarrow-up1179file-text
arrow-up1179imageWhat the fuck.. is this real? I am having a moral panic about thiscongressbaseballfan [she/her] to askchapo • edit-23 years agomessage-square215 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear45·3 years agoMY COLLEGE GIRLFRIEND THOUGHT THE ‘MORMON DICK SOAK’ WOULD PRESERVE HER VIRGINITY sry for caps but im not retyping all that shit link
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear39·edit-23 years ago Some call it “soaking.” Others: “parking,” “marinating” or the “Provo Float.” Or my personal favorite: the “dock and talk.” "marinating" link
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear44·3 years ago marinating find the least appealing word for sex lets go link
minus-squareKenBonesWildRide [they/them]hexbear16·3 years agoJesus jump the hump Jump up on my bed 'Cause I can't do this on my own I'm letting go So give me one more chance And don’t you stop until I cum Jesus, jump the hump link
minus-squarehexaflexagonbear [he/him]hexbear32·3 years agoBen Shapiro would certainly not call it soaking. link
minus-squarehexaflexagonbear [he/him]hexbear17·3 years agoFinally a real reason to learn to code: print("MY COLLEGE GIRLFRIEND THOUGHT THE ‘MORMON DICK SOAK’ WOULD PRESERVE HER VIRGINITY".capitalize()) link
Thats wild. Back in my day we just did anal
MY COLLEGE GIRLFRIEND THOUGHT THE ‘MORMON DICK SOAK’ WOULD PRESERVE HER VIRGINITY sry for caps but im not retyping all that shit
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find the least appealing word for sex lets go
Just fuck already goddamn
I dont want to make baby jesus cry
Don't have sex next to baby jesus.
he's my jump humper
Jesus jump the hump
Jump up on my bed
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
And don’t you stop until I cum
Jesus, jump the hump
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Ben Shapiro would certainly not call it soaking.
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curing it like a salmon
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Finally a real reason to learn to code:
Ah the old poophole loophole
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