• 420stalin69
    ·
    9 months ago

    For every missile fired we will plant a fucking tree

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
    ·
    edit-2
    9 months ago

    Most environmentally friendly anti-air missile

    Oh cool, they're gonna start launching them at private jets?

    • ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
      ·
      9 months ago

      They’re anti-aircraft missiles. Aircraft cause a lot of emissions so it’s best they are shot down. Bonus using a green missile

  • Joe Robinette Mama@lemm.ee
    ·
    edit-2
    9 months ago

    `Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board.

    The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were

    on a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide

    They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.

    When one makes 20 million, ten thousand people lose.

    What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun?

    Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp.

    After 16 years of service, and a family to support

    He actually started to believe

    the weaponry and chemicals were for national defense.

    'Cause Danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to.

    The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to.

    Helen is living in her car, trying to feed her kids.

    She got laid off at work, and her house was repossessed.

    It's hard to think clearly when it's 38 degrees.

    Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds.

    But when she shot that family and moved into their home,

    The paper read she suffered from dementia.`

    ---NOFX - The Irrationality of Rationality

  • Joe Robinette Mama@lemm.ee
    ·
    9 months ago

    welcome to the reagan democat future. the drones will be operated by queer PoC and fire environmentally friendly missiles into hospitals