Mission Statement
Operating clandestine and worldwide, the Foundation operates beyond jurisdiction, empowered and entrusted by every major national government with the task of containing anomalous objects, entities, and phenomena. These anomalies pose a significant threat to global security by threatening either physical or psychological harm.
The Foundation operates to maintain normalcy, so that the worldwide civilian population can live and go on with their daily lives without fear, mistrust, or doubt in their personal beliefs, and to maintain human independence from extraterrestrial, extradimensional, and other extranormal influence.
Our mission is three-fold:
Secure
The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.
Contain
The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.
Protect
The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort, if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.
Foundation Operations
Foundation covert and clandestine operations are undertaken across the globe in pursuit of our primary missions.
Special Containment Procedures
The Foundation maintains an extensive database of information regarding anomalies requiring Special Containment Procedures, commonly referred to as "SCPs". The primary Foundation database contains summaries of such anomalies and emergency procedures for maintaining or re-establishing safe containment in the case of a containment breach or other event.
Anomalies may take many forms, be it an object, an entity, a location, or a free-standing phenomenon. These anomalies are categorized into one of several Object Classes and are either contained at one of the Foundation's myriad Secure Facilities or contained on-site if relocation is deemed unfeasible.
Operational Security
The Foundation operates with the utmost secrecy. All Foundation personnel must observe the Security Clearance Levels as well as need-to-know and compartmentalization of information. Personnel found in violation of Foundation security protocols will be identified, detained, and subject to disciplinary action.
Rival Agencies and Groups of Interest
The Foundation is not the only organization with knowledge of and capability to interact with or utilize anomalies. While some of these Groups of Interest have similar goals and may cooperate with us on issues of global security, many more are opportunistic and profit-oriented, seeking to adapt or use anomalies to their own ends. Foundation personnel are instructed to treat individuals from such groups with suspicion at all times, and collaboration with such groups without the explicit prior consent of Foundation leadership will be cause for termination or other disciplinary action.
Security Clearance: [Data Expunged] :astronaut-1:
The SCP Foundation is a fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative writing wiki project of the same name. Within the website's shared universe, the SCP Foundation is responsible for capturing and containing various paranormal, supernatural, and other mysterious phenomena unexplained by mainstream science (known as "anomalies" or "SCPs"), while also keeping their existence hidden from the rest of global human society. The real-world website is community-based and includes elements of many genres such as horror, science fiction, and urban fantasy.
On the SCP Wiki, the majority of works consist of SCP files (short for "Special Containment Procedures"), which are confidential reports that document an SCP object and the means of keeping it contained. The website also contains thousands of "Foundation Tales", which are short stories featuring various characters and settings in the SCP universe. The wiki's literary works have been praised for their ability to convey horror through a quasi-scientific and academic writing style, as well as for their high standards of quality.
The SCP universe has inspired numerous adaptations and fan-made works in widely varying forms of media, including the horror indie video games SCP – Containment Breach and SCP: Secret Laboratory.
Examples of contained SCPs
SCP-096 is a humanoid creature that is normally extremely docile. However, when someone views SCP-096's face it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.SCP-096 will not stop until it reaches the person's location, after which it will proceed to kill them. Video :shy:
SCP-173 is a humanoid statue composed of rebar, concrete and Krylon spray paint. It is stationary when directly observed, but it attacks people and snaps their neck when the line of sight with it is broken. It is extremely fast, to the point where it can move multiple meters while the observer is blinking. :meow-knife-trans:
SCP-294 is a coffee machine that can dispense anything that does or can exist in liquid form. Video :meow-coffee:
SCP-3008 is an IKEA retail store that has an infinite interior space with no outer physical bounds, causing prospective customers to be trapped after they become lost within the pocket dimension. It contains a rudimentary civilization formed by those customers, who are forced to survive and defend themselves against hostile creatures known as SCP-3008-2. Video :meow-tableflip:
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after that We are gonna watch the Last 2 Episodes of Over the Garden Wall 9-10 :FrogPog: really great miniseriers, and After that we are gonna watch the Big Movie of this friday
We will watch the Sandworm and honor the Brave Muad'Dib Fighters of Arrakis in Dune 2021 :no-sandworm-emote-:angery:: its a long movie so its be prepared
The King of Comedy will start at 8pm Central Standard Time and Dune 2021 should start a few minutes after 10pm CST, Only on the Hexbear Cytube :hexbear-retro:
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:geordi-no: complaining about the fake viral texts between bosses and workers on r/antiwork
:geordi-yes: acknowledging that fake texts are propaganda pieces radicalizing the proletariat regardless of their authenticity and should be used for the left's benefit
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:sicko-yes: but also what?
Ever since he was cancelled, you don't really hear about Pewdiepie anymore. At least not nearly as much as you used to.
So that's nice.
I am now a moderator of /r/enough_antiwork_spam in preparation for it inevitably becoming a real subreddit.
Holy shit, holy shit, one more hour left and then I get to sit on a T R A I N for a whole day! :traingang:
Unironically excited, and while it's not a fast train it does have an observation deck and dining car. So it shouldn't be half as bad as sitting in a cramped plane.
There might not be anything that pisses me off more than people bringing up cost when climate change is involved. I was just watching that Tom Scott electric truck video, and the guy says “We think it’ll be able to pay for itself” motherfucker I don’t CARE! Require it for all trucks! Now! We’re all going to fucking die we’re out of time for testing shit and hoping we can get economics down! Just do it! Anything!! All of the options! Every single thing that might possibly help, do that.
For those unfamiliar with SCP, the Reagan one (SCP-1981) is another classic and is very good, influential beyond that site, and ofc creepy: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1981
it was inspired by J.G. Ballard and Godspeed You! Black Emperor's piece called "George Bush Cut up while Talking," according to the author.. High quality pedigree.
“Without landlords, you’d all be homeless!”
Bud idk how to tell you this but houses have existed much longer than landlords. Like, several thousand years longer.
I'm selling the Sun as an NFT for $1 billion. The buyer has both the right and obligation to go touch it after purchase.
New guy at work is a Bitcoin miner lmao.
He has like 8 GPUs in his room apparently
MFW I don't make the top 100 chapos list :angery:
MFW I realize I need to start shitposting harder :trot-shining:
