This isn’t a sequel to the 1984 film. It’s a sequel to spinoff merchandising objects and the coddled memories of kids who were too young to understand that the “Keymaster” and “Gatekeeper” bit was a sex joke. It strip-mines a nostalgia for something that never existed, as calculatedly phony as the ersatz Americana setting, shot in Alberta, Canada. “Ghostbusters: Afterlife” treats with pseudo-religious reverence the events of a movie in which a ghost blew Dan Aykroyd in a firehouse.

Fuckin Brutal. Ban all fandoms why do they keep trying to make sequels and shit to a two hour SNL sketch that has never worked outside of that one movie

    • gullyfoyleismyname [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Yeah, their politics thread is people who have GIRLBOSS mugs all looking at eachother in suprise at how liberalism is crumbling before them.

      Fuck, I should have screenshotted their afghanistan thread before I got banned. Shit was hilarious, this one guy CT Phillips (one of those authors that makes pages for his own writing lol) was losing his shit that we were pulling out because "Won't somebody please think of the women!!1"