12 hours.

XII

  • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    "Every civilization from Mesopotamia, to even Stonehenge" how do you say that and not laugh. Good shit so far

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      It's like the Three Joe Bidens In a Room episode of E1. My neurons are being massaged. I can't even tell if they're just going in a cycle.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I've been slowly making my way through it and it is amazing

    I keep thinking I'm hearing Joe Rogan, he does such a fabulous impression in every way. He must have spent weeks listening to and watching that cursed podcast to create this. And the "guests" are absolutely killing it, such spineless vapid freaks.

    Tim Heidecker is a genius

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Once I figured out that it does loop, the consistency of it over 12 hours is just brilliant. It's the best joke of its kind since Lasagna Cat's Phone Sex Survey Results: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Ohh damn I was hoping it was a marathon session. How long is the actual thing?

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          I didn't see an editing cut between the conversation loops, so I think it might actually just be them repeating the same 1 hour conversation for 12 hours. One of the top comments on youtube has the timestamps.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Gonna clip that shit out, gonna clip out all kinds of shit here and post it at JRE fans

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "There's a lot of new research in sleep science. Now what does that say? All of these people got sleep every night, and in their sleep we found that they were having, essentially, dreams."

    "Wow."

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Have you guys heard of these crab salts? It fucking blows my mind. Crabs in the ocean [...] they release crab salts.

    There's a Dr. Mark Prance who's been crystallizing, er extracting these. So the point is the crab salts have this immunity booster

    If they start using crab salts to eliminate disease, what do you think the fucking pharmaceutical industry is going to do?

    I gotta get me some crab salts [23:39].

    • BigBird [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      But joe makes sure to tell you that he’s not telling you to buy them just the technology is really cool

  • cybernetsoc [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The best part of this is that it effortlessly weaves between what could actually be lines from JRE and meaningless AI generated dialog. Just perfectly highlights the empty brains of Joe Rogan and his guests.

  • BigBird [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    G1: It’s tectonic… the shift that is

    G2: the entire fabric of humanity is uprooted… rip that thing out

    joe: The silver lining….the light at the end of the tunnel that it is