I just want to watch the opening ceremony of the damn Olympics and they have to make the entire process of watching even fucking ads on their shit streaming platform a dumpsterfire

The fucking bastards even made it impossible to watch it on the fucking Olympics yourube page

For the life of God and his daemons, does anyone know where to watch the full opening ceremony?

  • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The thing I hate most about NBC is the constant "mugging" (to use a term from Citations needed :citations-needed: ). They are constantly pointing out the obvious and acting like they are deciphering a hidden code of knowledge the "rube" viewer couldn't possibly parse. The commentary is just worst combo of audio filler and obvious observation.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      "Czechia, that's a country in Eastern Europe, right Bob?"

      "Yes Jane, it is."

      • NotAnOp [comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        Jane: You don't have to be a dick about it, Bob.

        Bob: You don't have to be drunk all the time, Jane.

        Jane: Look, it's Albania! You cheated on your wife with a woman from there, right?

        Bob: That's right, Jane! And now the French team has appeared. See, Jane, not all French people are like the guy who stood you up at the altar.

    • ElChango [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Don't forget about all subtle not subtle china bashing. Gotta love they make an aside every 15 minutes to talk about how "p0l1tiCal tHe GaMEs aRE" fucking tools

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        God damn. Remember when the Olympics wasn't about countries competing with one another?

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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      3 years ago

      It always autocorrects youtube to YouTube because fucking Google, so why not fix it with boomer humor remover edits

  • regularassbitch [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    peacock fucking stinks. it's horribly optimized and takes like 3 hours to boot up on my tv and my phone. the only good thing about it is the office superfan episodes and i know i am a big ol :LIB: for enjoying them but it's ok

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    Torrents from the Eurosport channel. I haven't watched the opening ceremonies but the commentary on the sports hasn't waded into any of the insane jingoism or cHiNa BaD rhetoric that NBC has been pushing hard

  • queenjamie [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Try this OP: https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv. It's not exactly what you're looking for you maybe you can fine a live stream from a country that isn't as propagandized.

  • karl3422 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    try putting it in google translate into chinese then search what comes up into youtube

  • Kappapillar [comrade/them,undecided]
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    3 years ago

    This is not quite every moment of the ceremony, but it gets pretty close. https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/tv/1474811.html?from=singlemessage

  • UlyssesT
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    24 days ago

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  • RandyLahey [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    dunno about the streaming side, but id be shocked if there werent torrents of the opening ceremony up by now

  • captcha [any]
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    3 years ago

    There's almost certainly an IPTV channel somewhere. Check iptv.cat for some. Get the URL and punch it into MPV or VLC.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    I eventually found the full ceremony from the BBC via torrent, on the old Pirate Bay.

    Watching the actual games through ProtonVPN in Canada.