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"i'm in this picture and I don't like it"
"I feel attacked right now"
"mood"
":yea:"
"it do be like that sometimes"
":agony-shivering:"
"stop doxxing me"
"who is outside my house scraeming 'touch grass'? show yourself coward. I will never touch grass :dril:"
"too real"
"it me"
Every post should preemptively include the most common responses so we can get that out of the way.
you dont have to argue to post i am never not online and i havent argued in near 11 years it is way more fufilling to just pretend like no one is going to read your posts and just let your posts flow through u in an unending stream of consciousness just ride the wave bud its less about the quality of posts its more about the quantity and the authentcity if you dont ever stop to think about your posts it means that its nothing but pure you distilled down to its most potent form and tahts really what matters when youre just a single peep of noise in the endless roaring cacophony of the world wide web if you think about it its like retrodgrade ejaculation you got to keep a your posting pipes clean and tight like a laser beam full blast instead of low energy posts that block up your shit and give you UTIs or maybe on the other hand if u think about how maybe arguing is like ejaculating u have to commit to a life of tantric posting which is posting with no arguing youll get off not to actual arguments you have but ones you pretend youre having after you post and you can argue with some guy in your head while youre taking a shower ive done it before its pretty good especially if you havent done it and saved up your power for over a decade maybe someday youll find an excuse to blow the whole thing on someone who actual deserves it who knows but at that point it would kind of be a shame to retstart right might as well keep truckin thats what ive been on so yeah just keep posting brother keep it up
Lol at anybody here that isn't a rich kid larping as a communist to piss off their parents genuinely believing they will live past 50
Excuse me, this is a known fallacy, argumentum ad posterum, i.e. assuming there is a future when it's well-known that society collapses in 2036.
That's what I'm counting on, fucking losers planning on retirement when they could just skate for a couple more decades before dying in the Climate Wars.
Compared to the time I spend at my job, and the jobs I'll be working until I keel over? :yes-sicko:
