He literally was given a pat on the back and called the cops.
According to authorities, the 39-year-old suspect, a worker at the store, approached Giuliani from behind and slapped him on the back at a ShopRite in the Charleston section of Staten Island around 3:30 p.m. on Sunday afternoon.
Apparently that store is part of a retailers' cooperative but not a worker coo-op 🤢
campaigning for his son
We love our American political dynasties, don't we folks? Seriously fuck these ghouls and their fucking fail children whose resumes start and end with "born into it"
Is it too late for me to launch an independent run for governor just for a chance to get on a debate stage with him and punch him in the face?
bold move, given the foul-smelling liquids Guiliani sprays when defending himself
Rudy Giuliani also resembles a muffin stump, the other thing which can kill Nedry
It was a fucking slap on the back, it hardly counts as anything
A slap on the back? cmon, at least take the bands off of a lobster and toss it to him
I saw his son out campaigning with Curtis Sliwa recently. He seemed to be compensating for something because he had a comically large pickup truck with his face plastered on it, which was lifted and had huge ass tires for no fucking reason. Best part was that it was parked diagonally in a place that you have to parallel park. A case of "let me yell that I'm an absolute dickhead, without actually yelling".
It is. Its just that you wouldn't expect some rich politician's failson to go around in one, especially when they're campaigning in NYC, where it looks a bit more out of place than in most places around the country.
