Get those crabs ready folks :too-bad: :crab:
Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer said he was "deeply worried"
Fuck off and support the striking rail workers, you fucking nerd.
It annoys me that people still refer to him as "Labour leader" instead of "The other Tory leader" or whatever. The man doesn't even pretend to be affiliated with Labour.
I know it’s from a show, but if it’s my turn on the lathe I want nothing more than that to be factual and actually happen.
I'll fully believe that someone on staff was a prophet at that point and go full :posadas:
Critical support for being so terrible the Queen just went "fuck this, I'm out"
Weekly audiences with Liz Truss, I can’t even begin imagine how that prospect must have felt, regardless of her age
So called "leftists" talk a big game but how many monarchs have you assassinated smdh my damn head
Liz visits the queen. A few days later the queen dies. She might still be anti-monarchy.
It’s okay Lizzy, it’ll all be fine. Think of calm blue waves, warm yellow sand, dancing crustaceans…
The queen is dying and you're celebrating! Have you got no shame? Can't you see how tragic it is that she will not live to see Scotland free, Ireland reunited and Britain finally ended?
Scotland should just declare independence when they announce the death of the Queen :troll:
Then refuse to extradite the corpse until the London government recognises their independence.
Ireland could use the general confusion to pull off a surprise reunification. If they act quick enough, the state funeral can serve as an actual funeral for a state.
i looked her up on wikipedia yesterday and thought “just die already” then went on with my day
today she died, so i’m gonna take full credit for it
Here's a couple more wikipedia articles for you to use your lathe powers on:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World%27s_Billionaires
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_monarchs_of_sovereign_states
https://en.m.wikipedia.beta.wmflabs.org/wiki/Living_Presidents_of_the_United_States
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Kissinger
Parts of the UK press will blame it, in part, on that pair that fucked off to the US. Putting undue stress on the old codger's heart and lungs and blood and brain.
But yeah, watch the country go into pure meltdown with seven years of mourning. You think the aftermath of Diana getting all smashed up was hellish? Watch this...
Gonna give her a rest in power for being an anti-imperialist icon (oversaw the collapse of the British empire)
I don't understand the excitement. She's been dead for over a year now.
I mean I know it's a joke but she's made public appearances since then.
I mean that was obviously not meant to resemble the Queen in any realistic fashion and was more of a fair attraction for all the royal loving gammons, the queen made an actual public appearance on the balcony later.
But a bunch of teenagers that get all their news from memes decided it was actually meant to represent the queen and she was secretly dead or something.
Are you saying holograms aren't real? :kitty-cri-potato: cries in Blade Runner 2049
Yes, but now somebody has finally succeeded in driving the stake in her.
:reddit-logo: is already in full cope mode. My only wish is that my old account could be banned for calling for a guillotine instead of just saying cracker.
I'm convinced Americans only give a shit because the news plays it.
Seeing how apparently BBC has already set shit to black, I'm thinking she's dead.
Announced now as a unifying moment to distract from the energy blackouts, soaring costs, and bare shelves that are coming and new PM who's kidding no one and has no ideas?
:thinky-felix:
