the earth is actually a little fucked up, a little twisted, a little squished out at the equator

this planet is not a sphere nor flat, but lumpy pear-shaped

also lumpy pear-shaped is my current form, but I don’t wish to read anything into that

the earth is a klein bottle

The earth is an oblate spheroid

TIME CUBE

The earth is a simultaneous 4 day time cube. Earth has 4 days simultaneously each rotation

The earth doesn’t exist

Source: lmao

The earth is a Klein bottle.

A curved disc, like a parabolic antenna

The earth is (or will be reasonably soon) a splat

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The earth is a sphere, but is a simulation.

We're being simulated in a computer on a flat earth. We're a program being used to prove to someone in the flat earth world that a spherical earth will always result in NFTs and therefore total human annihilation

the earth is a giant turtle

The earth is a triangular prism

The earth is a spheroid, not a perfectly round sphere, and it does have some flat bits