they lasted from 54 BC – 628 AD (681 years)

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the Rashidun caliphate beat both :inshallah-script:

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  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    :very-smart: They did sign an "eternal peace" in 532ce.

    :blob-no-thoughts: It lasted until 540ce.

    • Teekeeus
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      1 month ago

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    • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      iirc the mayors of Tunis and Rome didn't sign a peace treaty ending the Punic Wars until the 20th century. Kinda the reverse

    • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Could be worse, Wolsey's Treaty of London only lasted from 1518 til 1521 before England and France were opposed in war

  • ZillaCummies [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Saying the Rashudin Caliphate won is like saying the referee won after 2 heavyweights slugged at each other for 60 minutes and both passed out at the same time. Their cavalry was cool af but if Heraclius and Khosrow III hadn't battered each other to oblivion over gold there's no shot a minor power in Arabia could have done shit. I'll contend til my dying day that Heraclius' campaign in Persia is one of the most ambitious ever conducted; in comparison, the Rashidun Caliphate's successes were just a mediocre AD Carry mopping up after the midlaner already got the enemy team down to 10% health

    • CarmineCatboy [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      come on the persians sent 10 armies at the arabs and the romans were no slouches either. that first generation of arab warriors and commanders were no slouches

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      I mean, the whole thing is just garbage. Why the hell is England nearly as big as most of Europe?

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Oh take me back to Constantinople

    No you can't go back to Constantinople

    Been a long time gone, Constantinople

    Why did Constantinople get the works?

    That's nobody's business but the Tuuuuuuuuurks