He sure packed a lot of living in those four months between December and April

Leaded chocolate enjoyers: :so-true:

Chocolate realists: :same-picture:

Lets all just have a moment in silent meditation and contemplate Jesus trying to hold a marble.

🤓 um actually they nailed his wrists because they knew about his foot washing fetish

imagin th kind uv handjbs jesubs culd giv

I think my Christian mom would unironically find this wholesome. When I was a teen she found a shirt I had that said raptor Jesus died for your sins with velociraptor Jesus on the cross and she loved it and though it was a Christian shirt

He could use the that as a pocket and hold one of those eggs in there