Well, it is now 3 years since that article was published back in 2017, and I'm proud to say that my memories have not been altered in any way that I can tell.

On an unrelated note, I've been hooked on this sparkling water called "Dr. Breen's Private Reserve"

I can do this with ethanol

What?

What!?

Hey, Frank, remind me again what have we done?

I'd spend half the money on snail amnesia research. The rest I'd just squander.

That's as dumb as the time we all ate that lettuce and got electrocuted from that copper pipe