"HOW DARE THE LOONY LEFT TRY TO TAKE AWAY MY INNOCENT PLEASURES SUCH AS BRUTALLY MURDERING A FOX OR EATING LIVE BABY BIRDS? HOW DARE THEY NOT WANT TO LITERALLY GO TO WAR WITH COUNTRIES WHO POLITELY REQUEST THEIR ITEMS BACK FROM THE BRITISH MUSEUM? HOW DARE AN ARTICLE I REFUSE TO READ BE WRITTEN ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THERE ARE SOME EXISTING BIGOTED PRACTICES WITHIN PROFESSIONAL CRICKET!? HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE THINK THAT WINSTON CHURCHILL WAS A RACIST, AN OPINION THAT THE OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF BRITS THOUGHT WAS BOTH TRUE AND A BAD THING AT THE TIME HE WAS IN POWER, SO MUCH SO THAT HE WAS PERMANENTLY BARRED FROM POLITICS AFTER THE WAR!?"
Man, I already printed out and posted at my desk the telegraph headline “forcing maths on the population is straight out of china’s playbook”. Now I have to do it with this one too
Perhaps if Britain wasn't so consistently awful we wouldn't all be
-ing at the prospect of Northern Ireland or Scotland breaking off.I'm talking about terraforming the north sea
Let's give Scotland east coast
Doggerland reemerges from the sea would be a more feasible scenario.
