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  • Gingerlegs@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    “Hating Biden will get you killed…”

    No, threatening to “sniper” the president on social media will get you killed, dumbass

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      If hating Biden were enough to get you killed, Hexbear would be a graveyard

    • Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      When America inevitably breaks into several protofascist splinter states I want to see at least one of them field an Olympic Generalizing-Criminality-Into-Innocence team. At this point one of them could mailbomb a kindergarten and the rest would be at the rally the next day talking about "he just liked chemistry, he was arrested for having a hobby" and "I thought you libs wanted us to use the post office now it's a crime to mail a package?!"

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Guy says he's going to have a loaded gun the next time the FBI show up.

    The FBI show up.

    He has a loaded gun.

    He dies.

    How could Biden do this? shocked-pikachu

  • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    somehow even stupider than the guy who tried to nail gun through a window at an FBI office and ended up getting merked in a corn field

  • ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    This is actually kinda sad, this dude likely had dementia and was executed by the state instead of getting him help. Still glad it’s him who died and not some black kid knocking on his door

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      It really is sad. In a just world, he would have received free help long before he became this unhinged. But we don't, and he didn't. And when it progresses to the point where they're saying stuff like, "If you send people here, I will shoot and kill them," sending men with guns is a pretty reasonable response.

      Unfortunately, this may have been the best possible outcome in America. At least he didn't hurt anybody else.

      • ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml
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        1 year ago

        Idk Im sure there are ways to de-escalate that tension, the feds sure aren’t going to be employing them at this point tbh. But yes like I said I’m glad he died instead of some innocent person or even the fbi killing a leftist

        • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          Fair. There might have been. I don't know what they are, though. There's a whole lot of What if...? branches in this guy's life story that could have led to a positive outcome, but we live in Hellworld.

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    1 year ago

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  • red_stapler [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    This person 1000% told at least one story about enjoying the smell of leaded gasoline fumes when they were young.

  • pizzahoe@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    What a waste.. How hard was it to just fucking chill in his retirement years and not be a Facebook terrorist.

    • 4zi [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      It’s actually pretty hard tbh. My dad recently retired and I had to unfollow him on the remaining social media platforms I am still on.

      If you don’t stay busy or in touch with your friends, you’ll just fall into a hole and post crazy shit online to get attention

      • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        Some people take it well, others not so much. My parents tend to be super chill and are handling retirement very well, my dad can't sit still (tries to do DIY stuff he shouldn't be doing at his age) but he's always been that way.

        My in-laws are both just about retired, they are rapidly losing their minds because all they've ever known for the past 35 years is work or taking care of their 4 kids and now they have neither. My FIL doesn't understand how to not be working, he will literally go home to do yardwork in the middle of vacation because he can't take it anymore. All my MIL does is complain about how much he irritates her. Both of them need hobbies and fast.

        • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]
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          1 year ago

          My dad was like that right up until he couldn’t move anymore, and even then he kept planning projects and asking how things were coming along, reminding my mom the specific type of plaster she’ll need to repair that one crack in that wall etc

      • AernaLingus [any]
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        1 year ago

        I feel so grateful that neither of my parents ever got into social media

      • daisy
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        1 year ago

        If you don’t stay busy or in touch with your friends, you’ll just fall into a hole and post crazy shit online to get attention

        Terry Pratchett had a good take on this in his book "Men at Arms". "Individuals aren't naturally paid-up members of the human race, except biologically. They need to be bounced around by the Brownian motion of society, which is a mechanism by which human beings constantly remind one another that they are...well...human beings."

      • daisy
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        1 year ago

        Throw in childhood lead poisoning and COVID-induced brain damage and you've got a recipe for wild times.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      When you've been all hat and no cattle for 75 years, maybe you're just looking for an FBI agent to send you on to Valhalla.

    • zen404@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 year ago

      They are an extreme postmodern marxist commune though.

      Because, you know, Biden is president.

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    22 days ago

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  • happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    His LARP kit is why I made a point of buying the most basic AR-15 possible. A gun shouldn't be a surrogate penis, more shit on it won't make you more capable, and it's ultimately money wasted to feel comfortable. This hog had every little big man totem he could fit on himself and he didn't even wound his attackers with 45-ish rounds and 3-6 more magazines on his chest rig alone. Just embarrassing.

    • temptest [any]
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      1 year ago

      both-sides I, for one, critically support both sides continuing to fight and diminish each other. We get evidence of police's lethal failure to handle a situation and no innocent comrades were permanently disabled in the process.

      • FakeNewsForDogs [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Yeah. I think overall we’d be better off with a less bloodthirsty and less “effective” law enforcement in this country. But… both groups want us dead so the less of either of them there are the better. Call it a wash I guess.

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    1 year ago

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