It was a place filled with nerds and stinky losers. One day the stinkiest loser farted too hard and the land of Hexbear exploded, the end.

        • Ildsaye [they/them]
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          4 months ago

          You should never apologize for eating too many beans. They're like the Spice Melange, but instead of giving us precognition, they give us the ability to remember more than one week into the past, which can seem like precognition since bean-eaters are often likeseen-this-one when something 'unprecedented' happens. Lenin got his red laser eyes from frequent bean binges beanis lenin-shining