• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    3 months ago

    I think plain wraps in even a color like teal make it look not quite as ugly and sort of cartoony even though it's still weird as hell.

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    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      What the fuck are cybertruck owners doing? That's a great color that would look good on a Porsche or Lamborghini. It'd cost them the same (maybe less, especially after all the fixing it needs lmao) and they'd look like less of an asshat.

        • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          True. Maybe they should have gotten BMWs so they are the same level of asshat, but in an actually nice car.

          • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
            hexagon
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            3 months ago

            I hope one day somebody makes a comedy with a title like "Marks" about total idiots who buy a $100,000+ car made by a strange, racist, and moronic billionaire. The movie could begin with a robbery. The billionaire drives his car somewhere to get to get food to go. Once he's inside - somebody breaks in within seconds via a window shattering trick and steals the stuff that's grabble including a laptop. The thief gets into the laptop equally easily. The password is the something stupid like the name of the car.

            On the laptop is plain text data for the ~15,000 marks who bought his car and they are the biggest marks in the world...

      • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]
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        3 months ago

        It'd cost them the same

        Cybertrucks are 80k. The cheapest new Lamborghini would be an Urus which is a quarter million minimum. Porsche is a moot point because nothing can make a 911 look bad, other than eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension.

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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      3 months ago

      Yeah, basically anything that softens the angles and removes those hard edges your eyes get caught on.

    • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Blue color makes it look like some ugly ass abortion from Pontiac.

      Almost normal-ish.

      • Cammy [she/her]
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        3 months ago

        Have they made a mod for gta v yet? I want to see people commit crimes on and with those eyesores.