I need to get this off my chest. I am like, ridiculously horny for retired former WWE Divas Champion AJ Lee. I don’t know if it’s her unhinged crazy bad girl gimmick, or those denim shorts that remind me of the first girl I had a crush on in high school, or the fact that I want her to do this to me for being a bad boy. I never knew what it was like to be one of those weebs with a waifu, but goddamnit I feel like AJ and I are perfect for each other, and I hope she finds this.

Pfff have you libs ever had a post removed for being too horny? I have.

tbf it was a minion with a boner

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I jacked off five times two days ago, think you can beat that?

Prove it.

how does one measure horniness? what's the SI unit to measure it?

im very gay