Is this some sort of wired joke that I am too bluetooth to understand?
When I got my first bluetooth headphones it felt so weird or even surreal to be able to stand up with them on my head and walk away without any problems.
I've tried using Bluetooth headphones for my computer before, but the delay is always so bad it's unusable for gaming or anything that requires low audio latency
I would recommend threading your headphones through a clip. That way, when you get up, instead of pulling at a bad angle on your port, it'll pull straight out and avoid any damage to the headphones or your port.
Obviously this heavily depends on how your audio port on your computer is oriented (I have a DAC sitting towards the back of my desk), but if you do have a orientation where it's possible, it's a headphone and port saver