No offense but revealing a secret organization and telling your target that you have "infiltrated" would be such a stupid move. Did these people learn nothing from the CIA smh
i cannot stress enough how funny this is, i honestly hope it's a bit by someone making fun of the transphobes and not actually a transphobe trying to be scary.
It's children's cartoon villain tier dialog. Let me break it down.
"we"
there's one of you and you're probably not even running a script. You seem to be making one account every 5 minutes. Weak sauce. I'm not skilled with computers but I could get a spam bot up and running, utterly pathetic.
"we have been working in the shadows"
nobody who talks like this actually sees sunlight. Being a shut-in isn't something people usually brag about but go off.
" We have led innocent people to be slaughtered by your hands"
this is a web forum jesus christ lmao. This is such a funny way to say "we've gotten you to accidentally ban the wrong people a couple times" Slaughtered, jesus henry christ that's good.
"we might even mod a comm or two"
So what you're saying is you don't have any mod accounts, gotcha.
"the time for cooperation is over"
implies we knew or cared about this dork and also worked with them.
"we reckon"
code switching mid speech is a major faux pas unless you're doing it for a very specific purpose. So are you a suave menacing infiltrator or some roughneck looking for a tussle? Can't have it both ways.
And now for the best (imo) part
"Remember the three S’s: Scare, Scatter, and Sabotage."
Scare. Really? Fucking scare is the best you could come up with? Here's a link to a thesaurus I'd personally recommend shock, because at least that sounds professional. Scare, I swear to god, don't pursue a career in writing fiction, you aren't good at it.
Scatter? What the fuck are you trying to say? The most important part of a threat is being clear. Who's scattering? What's being scattered? When I hear the word scatter I think of scattering salt over ice so that people don't slip. Not very intimidating. Are you trying to say you're going to scatter us? You already said you're going to scare us. Be consistent and don't bite off more than you can chew. One step at a time tiger.
Sabotage is fine, kinda lame to talk about sabotaging a website where people talk about cum but whatever.
You named yourself Silver Legion. Silver. In the precious metals chart silver is medium, better than copper, not as good as gold. Scary, ooooh you're the medium threat. And really, Legion? Fergie is 2008, honey, you're 2000 and late. Anonymoose hasn't scared anybody since the last time Fergie was relevant.
1/10, see me after class.
I imagine they're referencing these dumbfucks: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Legion_of_America
A nationalist, fascist group[8] modeled after Benito Mussolini's blackshirts, the paramilitary Silver Legion wore a silver shirt with a blue tie, along with a campaign hat and blue corduroy trousers with leggings. The uniform shirts bore a scarlet letter L over the heart
lol it even says on their shirts that they're losers.
I just realised this sounds like Sebastian Gorka if he took several whisky shots.
"I HAVE YOU NOW, MR CHAPO!"
Remember the 4 S's: Squeeze Some Swollen Schlong! :panting:
:sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes: :sicko-yes:
Comrade Dirt_Owl taking down the Vocel Police one UwU post at a time
When I saw the Silver League memes on main, I thought there was another dumb terror group caught by the feds by that name. This, however, is even dumber and much funnier.
Oh shit oh fuck my account has been hacked and suicided
Hello CIA. We have working in the shadows for a while to sow discord in America. We have alienated millions of your citizens. We have led innocent protesters who were brutalized by your pigs. We have hacked into an suicided voting machines. We might even own a House seat or two. The time for waiting is over. Our only goal is to make this community safe and ensure its people have healthcare.
We estimate you have about a year before this country collapses for good.
Remember the three words: never stop posting.
We are Iron Legion.
Watch the streets. Expect revolution soon.
Big whoop, got faith in the mods that they can handle this vagueness. Even if this site goes down that will just give us more incentive to organize irl because what else we gonna do.
Also thanks for saving this gem, can't wait to see all the variations this gonna spawn.
Sorry didn't mean to exclude anyone just thought it best we didn't give these trolls what they want. We aren't pathetic like them so if this site goes down then it'd suck but we have the strength to move on while they stuck dwelling on internet forums being petty. I do cherish all the interactions I've had here and I know those won't ever really go away. Sorry if getting odd but hitting the down phase of drinking. Have a good one Sad, gonna sleep. Sorry if short hand name sucks, sleepy rn and trying to be cute.
it's really funny to me that anyone would spend so much time and energy just to
patheticallyepically annoy people onlinekill yourself you fucking piece of shit. you want more daily kill yourself spam?
you cannot defeat dialectical materialism with dialectics
