Look, eating blighted potatoes 3 times a day and then drinking ourselves blind didn't do much for our language abilities. Which is why Gaeilge sounds like someone is speaking Welsh while being beaten up underwater.
We should have stayed in Europe and stuck with the boiled turnip.
Holy shit this is worse than my purposefully bad parody.
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This is just what old Irish Catholics (a marginalized community) call 'grandpa time' and to tell him not to do this is basically cultural genocide.
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I'm proud of you for breaking with tradition and learning to read.
Look, eating blighted potatoes 3 times a day and then drinking ourselves blind didn't do much for our language abilities. Which is why Gaeilge sounds like someone is speaking Welsh while being beaten up underwater.
We should have stayed in Europe and stuck with the boiled turnip.
Fuck now I want a blighted potato. Just remember at the end of the day all that matters is we aren't English.