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Someone will be coming to your residence within the next month. Your cooperation will be required, as they are a representative of the court.
You will be subjected to a non-invasive mapping of your phallo-venous webbing, and issued an ID containing a QR code to it. You will be required to produced your ID upon request of ANY user in good standing. Failure to comply will result in parodies of a minecraft-related nature.
