A PET HEN. WITH. BOOBS.
WHY, WHY IS THIS A THING?!
Video games were a mistake.
Heteronormative societies be like: "No no no it is imperative that all female animals in popular media reflect the traditional standards of beauty in popular culture, otherwise how would the veiwers identify that the character/person is a fucking apparatus?"
-7DeadlyFetishes
No no you must understand, the Girl Creature/Animal must be pink with large eyelashes. Yes, they must have wide hips or large chest. There is no way for the audience to figure it out otherwise and heaven forbid the sloth creature might be gay, we cannot have that.
excuse me sir, it is my prerogative as a creative to add quaternary sexual characteristics to my cartoon farm animals
I love those things, they look like the fell right out of monster hunter
