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minus-squareCommunistDog [he/him]hexbear46·4 years agoAlpha means obsessing over minuscule details to prove I'm the manly man man man and not some sissy soyboy. link
minus-squareSteveHasBunker [he/him]hexbear16·4 years agoTalking to women is cuck shit. Real men just grunt at women till they have sex with you. Hasn’t worked for me yet but I’m gonna keep trying till it does, or all the pepper spray blinds me. link
minus-squarekristina [she/her]hexbear7·4 years agongl my boyfriend did that once and it worked LMAO link
minus-squarekristina [she/her]hexbear3·4 years agoduring us being together lol we sometimes do dumb bits with each other link
minus-squareSteveHasBunker [he/him]hexbear3·4 years agoWas gonna say, that’d be a weird way to meet someone, they just grunt at you and you’re like “need that dick!” Also what is it like a caveman thing? I hooked up with a girl who was kinda into that lol. link
minus-squarekristina [she/her]hexbear2·4 years agowe just do dumb bits. one week he might just grunt at me and do stuff to get me going sometimes he just like... stands there super quiet and then i jump him lmfao i used to quote dumbass shit before he came, like i started quoting socialist stuff or star trek lmao link
minus-squarekristina [she/her]hexbear1·4 years agolol not right now though we have contemplated it its something we'd save until after i had surgeries so i can actually enjoy it link
minus-squareChutt_Buggins [he/him]hexbear2·4 years agolook at this beta, grunting to women rather than just nudging them with your face silently while staring at them with wild-eyes link
minus-squareCarlTheRedditor [he/him]hexbear1·4 years agoThe more I look at the photo on the right, the more I think they're not in a relationship, which adds another layer of humor to this comparison. link
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Alpha means obsessing over minuscule details to prove I'm the manly man man man and not some sissy soyboy.
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Talking to women is cuck shit. Real men just grunt at women till they have sex with you.
Hasn’t worked for me yet but I’m gonna keep trying till it does, or all the pepper spray blinds me.
ngl my boyfriend did that once and it worked LMAO
Before or after he was your boyfriend?
during us being together lol we sometimes do dumb bits with each other
Was gonna say, that’d be a weird way to meet someone, they just grunt at you and you’re like “need that dick!”
Also what is it like a caveman thing? I hooked up with a girl who was kinda into that lol.
we just do dumb bits.
one week he might just grunt at me and do stuff to get me going
sometimes he just like... stands there super quiet and then i jump him lmfao
i used to quote dumbass shit before he came, like i started quoting socialist stuff or star trek lmao
You guys looking for a third?
lol not right now though we have contemplated it
its something we'd save until after i had surgeries so i can actually enjoy it
look at this beta, grunting to women rather than just nudging them with your face silently while staring at them with wild-eyes
The more I look at the photo on the right, the more I think they're not in a relationship, which adds another layer of humor to this comparison.