Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?

anthropicprincipal [any] · 4 years ago

Madcat [any] · 4 years ago

why wouldn't things evolve into the perfect lifeform?

MarxGuns [comrade/them] · 4 years ago

Is that why my kids always want to watch crab rave? It's literally watching little gods enjoy life.

TankieTanuki [he/him] · edit-2 4 years ago

Scientists make first contact with alien life.

It's space crabs.

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · 4 years ago

Because crabs are dope as fuck

scamboy [he/him,any] · 4 years ago

:sicko-crab: Even happens to the sickos.

MagisterSinister [he/him,comrade/them] · 4 years ago

:hexcrab-party: It even happened to the new and exciting economic system, crabitalism! :hexcrab-party:

Coolkidbozzy [he/him] · 4 years ago

:hex-crab:

Mouhamed_McYggdrasil [they/them,any] · 4 years ago

:crab-party:

halfdeadreadhead [he/him] · 4 years ago

Crabs > lobsters

CarlTheRedditor [he/him] · edit-2 4 years ago

Why do life forms keep evolving armor and weapons, damn idk

nwah [he/him] · 4 years ago

Chill, Sanderson

Beatnik [he/him] · edit-2 4 years ago

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crab [it/its] · edit-2 4 years ago

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