Building a floating platform specifically so you can do digital crimes against humanity.

  • vettnerk@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    This reminds me of the WTYP bit about these modern supervillains with their supervillain lairs are just dorks who do dorky stuff like mining bitcoin, and aren't worthy of a James Bond visit.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      In fairness, a Bond villain would more likely be some evil genius who wants to blow up all the Bitcoin mines and capitalize on a sudden drop in valuation. One of these dipshits would be represented by a stacked 10/10 hottie who runs a Cyberpunk themed casino/brothel, has sex with him, and is found dead in the following scene after having been stabbed through the heart by a graphics card.

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        1 year ago

        found dead in the following scene after having been stabbed through the heart by a graphics card

        rated R for Graphic Violence