• AOC_Feet_Pics [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    In Minecraft:

    • Lame
    • Involves a videogame (ew!)
    • What're you going to do? Hit me with a wooden sword?
    • Overused

    Do a Gender Reveal Party:

    • Could Involve a Plane Crash
    • Gender Reveal Parties started California's first Gigafire
    • Contemporary and Funny
    • Implies that you have 80 times the legal limit of tannerite and are going to set off a blast powerful enough to start a minor earthquake
    • crime [she/her, any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      • be a gender terrorist

      • continue to provide evidence that god is trans

  • Wojackhorseman2 [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    2 years from now:

    “Based on information provided by the fbi, the government understands that it is common for persons discussing criminal activity online to refer to such activity occurring “at a gender reveal party” to conceal the true nature of the activity.”