• Mindfury [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Am I having a stroke, or is that the most-unrelated justification of all time?

    I have no idea what the fuck i'm reading here

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      We need to value the fundamental freedoms of unity and honor. The patent system is a tool of human rights and development in the fourishing freedoms of the diverse world of unilateral disambiguation.

    • NaturalsNotInIt [any]
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      3 years ago

      "Fuck everybody but me" is the one thing that Republicans and Democrats can agree on!

    • DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      They're just going to keep getting lazier. It'll just devolve into, "We need to drone strike North Korea because black lives matter."

      • neera_tanden [she/her]
        hexagon
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        3 years ago

        Lgbt pride is liberating lgbt people from their North Korean oppressors. I’m sure South Korea will do a better job when they run the whole peninsula on making lgbt rights human rights

    • star_wraith [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I'm sure removed takes plenty of pharma money, so he has to come up with something that rationalizes keeping a lid on the parents, whether it makes sense or not.

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        I love that a senator's name gets caught by the slur filter.

    • neera_tanden [she/her]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      You’re reading that we need to put our oxygen mask on before helping others

  • Teekeeus [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    "Loosening the protections would harm the nation on the global stage"

    Isn't the opposite true? The lawmakers must be stupid, possess pockets full of pharma lobby money, or both.

    Also who the fuck cares about "unity"? It would be better for the world if :amerikkka: balkanized.

    • star_wraith [he/him]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      They want unity, but unity that rallies around radical centrism and/or the neoliberal order. Anything outside of that is bad because it "disunites" people.

    • DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      At this point, it would honestly be better for the US gov to just give all these companies a huge payout and own the patent. If you're really not willing to bypass patent, just fucking buy the patent and then open it up. If you really need unity, that would be the thing to do, but they're too cowardly to even set that precedent in a once-in-a-century global crisis.

    • neera_tanden [she/her]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      It was though. We were attacked because they hate our freedom. We need to send drones and FBI agents up to the mountains and down to the countryside

  • StaticDreams [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    A bunch of fascist dipshits convinced Hillary had a secret pizza parlor where Obama was banging children stormed the capitol, thus we should protect vaccine patents. How can you disagree here? This logic is flawless.

  • Kanna [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    They're not even trying to make connections anymore. Democrats are terrible

  • DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Been a while since I felt like doing a classic Matt Christman scream: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!