StaticDreams [he/him]

Your mom often give you enormous cocks?

A Marvel hero from one of the movies works too. Just write some shit like "This isn't what the Cap would stand for!"

Sorry mate, but this is incorrect. IFV.

https://i.imgur.com/cATgPWF.png This one maybe?

Yo the DPRK has one of those shitty folding chairs, but in a display case. The hell.

I propose we rename "the cockpit" to "the mushroom".

Likely never. Elon's probably at least smart enough to understand not to trust his own shit.

This is absolutely childish. Good. The only way to reach libs is through shitty capekino or monsterkino references.

Ma'am how dare you utter such filth in my presence. Go forth and cum.

50 people died while you were farding and shitting and cumming. Still think it's based?

Eeeeehh I wouldn't call it SWERFY. They're not against sex workers they're against sex work. This is a necessary distinction because they understand why sex workers exist (capitalism necessitates selling one's body), but they also believe sex work shouldn't exist because no one really wants to use their body for monetary gain. Personally I disagree with this. A vast portion of sex workers as is don't want to be in the business, but a good chunk also do. Some people just like showing their tits, why not make some money in the process.

Genzedong is p cool

B-But clearly they're all payed off! No way people like gobbunism!

Cool bike until you meet a speedbump.

I live in the northern part of the Netherlands and a car is nigh-on mandatory or else your travel times quite literally triple lmaoooo European public transit is great btw.

"I didn't murder that guy, he was simply suffering the consequences of standing in my direct line of fire."

Lmfao a battery fire in a tunnel like that isn't going to go out anytime soon.

Meanwhile China is moving in, but it's fully with the support of the Afghan government and it's solely through monetary aide to fix all the shit America decided to bomb into dust. Oh and "leftists" are calling that imperialism.

Worse. He will depict you as the soyjack in his latest meme.

Source: Your mom last night when she was sucking me good and hard through my jorts.