darkchapofantasy [he/him] to ama • edit-24 years agoMy girlfriend just got an IUD and I'm gonna cum in her tonight for the first time, AMARemoved by modNSFWmessage-squaremessage-square85 fedilinkarrow-up146
arrow-up146message-squareMy girlfriend just got an IUD and I'm gonna cum in her tonight for the first time, AMARemoved by modNSFWdarkchapofantasy [he/him] to ama • edit-24 years agomessage-square85 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareNeckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]hexbear37·4 years ago@VolcelPolice , we've got a 420-69 in progress; request close air support, stat. link
minus-squareVolcelPolice [any]hexbear11·4 years agoThis is what we get for sleeping on the job. All officers are to report to the scene immediately. If we can't prevent this from occuring, we can at least arrest the perpetrators link
minus-squareNeckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]hexbear7·4 years agoAdvising extreme caution -- we have a tip about a roadside IUD. Repeat, they have a roadside IUD. link
@VolcelPolice , we've got a 420-69 in progress; request close air support, stat.
This is what we get for sleeping on the job.
All officers are to report to the scene immediately. If we can't prevent this from occuring, we can at least arrest the perpetrators
Advising extreme caution -- we have a tip about a roadside IUD. Repeat, they have a roadside IUD.