I texted her before she got one saying I wish they had male IUD's. It'd be fucking sick to be able to cum without the mess. Just block the tubes entirely. I'd get a vasectomy but I'd be scared reversing it would be unsuccessful when the day came that I wanted to have kids
I read years and years ago about a proposed thing for dudes where they install little rubber bladders right next to the ball tubes. Whenever you wanna shoot your shot without any pesky sperm in it then all you gotta do is find your keychain and hit the sperm stopper fob like you're locking your car door and it fills up the bladders and stops up the tubes.
They've got all kinds of shit you can do to make yourself a sex cyborg. I know you can get an inflatable pump put in your dick so that you can fill it up like a tire and make it hard
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I texted her before she got one saying I wish they had male IUD's. It'd be fucking sick to be able to cum without the mess. Just block the tubes entirely. I'd get a vasectomy but I'd be scared reversing it would be unsuccessful when the day came that I wanted to have kids
You can just squirt hot glue up your pee hole.
You ever read Guts by that guy that wrote Fight Club? You seem like you'd like Guts (plus I think it essentially qualifies as reading theory)
Just checked it out. You ever watch Worlds Greatest Dad? An old buddy used to wash Chuck Palahniuk's car.
I have not seen that one, why do you ask?
Kinda fits the theme of Guts and you get to see Robin Williams old man hog.
Fuckin sick, maybe I'll watch with my girlfriend
If you don't, someone else will.
Without the mess? Homie the mess is like the best part.
Not if you already ate dinner
I read years and years ago about a proposed thing for dudes where they install little rubber bladders right next to the ball tubes. Whenever you wanna shoot your shot without any pesky sperm in it then all you gotta do is find your keychain and hit the sperm stopper fob like you're locking your car door and it fills up the bladders and stops up the tubes.
They've got all kinds of shit you can do to make yourself a sex cyborg. I know you can get an inflatable pump put in your dick so that you can fill it up like a tire and make it hard
get a little pump like the ones they put in tennis shoes' tongues
You're not really supposed to plan on reversing vasectomies. You're supposed to just get sperm frozen.
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