Cicadas getting "high, horny, super-sexed" from fungus that makes their butts fall off, experts say

KasDapital [any] · 4 years ago

Grownbravy [they/them] · 4 years ago

High

:sicko-yes:

horny

:sicko-blur:

super-sexed

:sicko-radiant:

makes their butt fall off

:sicko-no:

take_five_seconds [he/him, any] · edit-2 2 years ago

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JoesFrackinJack [he/him] · 4 years ago

:jesse-wtf: that's one hell of a headline

richietozier4 [he/him] · 4 years ago

The new resident evil game is really something

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] · 4 years ago

Actually Umbrella Inc. was experimenting on them.

bkepiw530v8eglqy [comrade/them] · edit-2 3 years ago

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] · 4 years ago

Quick get the infinite ammo rocket launcher!

HornyPosadist [undecided] · edit-2 3 years ago

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Glass [he/him,they/them] · 4 years ago

To cicadas, casually using the phrase "tripping my ass off" is considered stolen valor.

Multihedra [he/him] · 4 years ago

They’re turning the freaking bugs horny :alex-no-supplements:

QuillcrestFalconer [he/him] · 4 years ago

What an headline!

TC_209 [he/him, comrade/them] · 4 years ago

Their genitals fall off before they have the chance to mate. Shit.

BoringOrganHarvester [he/him,use name] · 4 years ago

@VolcelPolice , is there a department for cicadas?

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] · 4 years ago

:panting:

HornyPosadist [undecided] · edit-2 3 years ago

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10000Sandwiches [he/him] · edit-2 4 years ago

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