thelastaxolotl [he/him] to news • 4 years agoBoss makes a dollar I make a dime...external-linkmessage-square39 fedilinkarrow-up1194file-text
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minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear40·4 years agoOh no, humans getting to act as nature intended! We better put a stop to that! link
minus-squareSacred_Excrement [comrade/them]hexbear25·4 years agoATTENTION WORKER #74, YOUR MOUSE AND HAND/EYE MOVEMENT ARE NOT CONSISTANT WITH YOUR WORKFLOW. PLEASE REMEDY THE SITUATION IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL HAVE TO DOCK YOUR PAY FOR THE TIME SPENT NON COMPLIANT link
minus-squareMardoniush [she/her]hexbear19·4 years agoOh man, they once tried to do that with a piece of software that detected programs that try to circumvent it. The next day I distributed custom mouse and keyboard drivers to my team. link
minus-square420sixtynine [any,comrade/them]hexbear6·4 years agoHa they have this software to proctor tests. Literally can get autofailed for being too twitchy link
Oh no, humans getting to act as nature intended! We better put a stop to that!
ATTENTION WORKER #74, YOUR MOUSE AND HAND/EYE MOVEMENT ARE NOT CONSISTANT WITH YOUR WORKFLOW. PLEASE REMEDY THE SITUATION IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL HAVE TO DOCK YOUR PAY FOR THE TIME SPENT NON COMPLIANT
Oh man, they once tried to do that with a piece of software that detected programs that try to circumvent it.
The next day I distributed custom mouse and keyboard drivers to my team.
Ha they have this software to proctor tests. Literally can get autofailed for being too twitchy