We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual nonbinary fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot union agitator. :rommunism:

our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa/ maoist and the captain talks to the gods sometimes when not leading a protracted people’s war. our constable is sometimes a liquid and possibly ace. the science lady is trans and part worm. :dax-stoked:

we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, Linear Time is A Lie, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. capitalism. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!

Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™! :warf-wtf: .

  • TheBroodian [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Okay, that's a fine article, but I don't see anything here about the looks he gave, and the noises he made toward the Founder on DS9 when he disappeared into a 3 day long sex haze. He just wasn't that interested in banging solids.

    • Jadzia_Dax [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I am now remembering how weirdly horny he got in that episode and yeah, maybe you’re right.

    • MarxMadness [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      He just wasn’t that interested in banging solids.

      And he still did a few times.

      Horny -- not even once :volcel-judge: