The time-tested comedic process of turning into Sean Hannity halfway through the punchline.
The most country-like country is the one that doesn't administer 90% of its claimed territory.
I guarantee you the author of this thing recognizes a president of Venezuela who holds 0% of the state authority
I seem to have misremembered something. It's that they have shifted military strategy from retaking mainland to only defense.
Shifting their military strategy from the thing that will never happen to the only thing that their military could plausibly attempt to do. Way to give up on your dreams Taiwan.
Yeah pretty much. I just keep hoping a solution can be worked out peacefully
Apparently I misremembered something. They haven't formally renounced the claim, but have de-emphasized and downplayed it. I'm sure the KMT is still gung ho for it though
Meanwhile China has successfully bodied the rest of the world into doing this hilarious diplomatic dance with Chinese Taipei where everyone has to use neutral language to pretend the Chinese Civil War didn't happen and there's no territorial issues.
also dumbass chuds didn't even get it right of course. You would call that island its official name, "The Republic of China", if you were trying to... do whatever attempt at humor this it and annoy the CCP. "Taiwan" is a province of both the PRC and ROC, and is actually used by the Taiwanese independence movement to signify their separation from BOTH the PRC and the ROC. Real kuomintang heads would never use that because it implies that the mainland claims are relinquished.
The only time I genuinely feel like I've got something on chuds and libs to make them speechless is to remind them only like 7 countries recognize Taiwan as a separate nation. The USA and all of Europe except the Vatican recognize the PRC.
You know I wonder if libs will see this racist, transphobic, garbage website spouting the same rhetoric they do and reconsider what they're saying....
lol no
"[The country that maintained a state of martial law for 38 years following a political massacre of 20,000+ people] is famous for its electoral rights and civil liberties it grants to all citizens"
:xinternet: weird, must be some phising site, back to cyberbullying biden!
you know the thing that is wild is that the joke here should be that china is bad and stuff but it really feels like they are mocking taiwan more than china like because china is obviously a country and to argue against that would be real dumb
I'll admit it was a little amusing for the first couple lines, but they went overboard and ruined the joke
American evangelical conservative types have to make their point explicitly clear even when doing satire so the only thing they're left with is seething passive aggression
Humor is when I talk like an edgy 12 year old and the more I do it, the funnier it is.
