Inspired by this morbidly fascinating National Review article.

In keeping with the spirit of the original article, I reserve the right to clip single lines or portions of lines out of context and entirely ignore the rest of the song, the rest of the artist's discography, and the artist's stated beliefs. I'll interpret any song you send, with the only stipulation being that it must have lyrics that I can find online.

  • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Lol, anything by Rammstein.
    IRL Rammstein: "uhh, 5 out of 6 of us were born in the DDR and we're on the left"

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Amerika: a celebration of America, especially its cultural icon Coca Cola, which the song calls "Wunderbar"

      • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Ah, too easy, forgot about that one. It does really fit the theme here though.

      • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        I mean, it isn't any more shocking than about a fourth to half of the songs of every album.

        • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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          4 years ago

          Not for the shock value, I just want to see how they'd explain that a song about fucking a dude actually expresses conservative values.

          Esp if they use the concert footage.

          • MarxGuns [comrade/them]
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            4 years ago

            <Till pulls out big, cumming dildo to simulate sex with Flake; fake cums on front rows of audience>
            Local mayor: "Yeaah, you're banned from this city/county"