I've just been using chain salons for over half my life, so I'm used to strolling in and getting a quick, cheap cut and being done with it.
Lately I've had an urge to get a better quality haircut, but I just can't bring myself to walk into a barber shop, for some reason. No idea what to ask for, or even if I need to call ahead.
I get anxiety over the weirdest shit
Yeah but a salon isn't going to shave my bald ass head with a razor, trim and shape my beard, and give me some hot towels and shit.