• happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I wear a diaper. If I'm in a restaurant, you won't see me run to the bathroom like a beta male. I'm not going to project my masculinity like some stupid alpha by standing up and walking there. I'm going to sit there- quiet, professional- and shit my pants. I'm going to insist to my date and the waitress that "It's cool, I'm chill, let's all be fucking chill". I'm going to wear sunglasses so they can't see my eyes while I do it. Like an assassin.