How to troll annoying car drivers :troll: {satire, parody, hypothetical, funni moment}

Cars are loud and annoying, you want them to stop driving :stop-posting-amogus: :stalin-stressed:

Cars are tough, very big and dangerous, hard to stop :virgil-sad:

Rubber tires are filled with air and easy to puncture :thinkin-lenin:

Step 1: aquire box of caltrops :shapiro-poplar:

Step 2: pour caltrops across road :picard-troll:

Step 3: pop

Live free from noise and danger coming from cars :bloomer:

Problem, drivers? :troll: