• comi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I was executed by mafia cause I lost some money despite not having shit. Anyway, instead of good old cement block into the foundation of skyscraper, they decided to tie me to chair with balloons to fly away. Logic being, who the fuck would pay attention to a dead guy fallen from a chair in the skies, either won’t be found or people will think “what an idiot”, no traces otherwise. I managed to tilt the chair to get out in the air, fallen into the foliage/trees, and woke up.

    :thonk:

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      I managed to tilt the chair to get out in the air, fallen into the foliage/trees, and woke up.

      :think-about-it: ha, suck on this meatball brains!

      • comi [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Oh, it was high already, they gabaghouls won this round in my head, it was frosty kinda

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    My dream I had last night. It was an end of the world scenario, there was a horde of like demons coming to take over the earth and everyone was preparing. We got these weird pamphlets about the history of humanity and how we'll rebuild after the demons leave. My mom and I had a bunker in our basement but when we tried to close the door it somehow busted and was left open. Out of options, we just sat down and waited, that's when I woke up.

    Really do think it's a dream brought on by my anxieties and dread about things like climate disaster.

  • sammer510 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    I once dreamt that I was on the Titanic with one of those big green bladed aliens from Animorphs