I was originally just going to make a comment, but holy shit this is dunk-worthy all on its lonesome.
The article just casually admits that they're:
- Explicitly talking about buying a house in San Francisco
- Overestimate childcare costs by nearly an order of magnitude, but "oh well some friends say they pay that much" so it's totally cool
- Taking two extremely swanky international vacations a year, because fuck camping
- Is buying a new luxury car (or leasing, even worse) followed by a "btw don't do that, get a cheaper car" point that they completely ignore
- NO STUDENT LOANS! Because why would two professionals who definitely have college degrees have any outstanding student loans?
Gotta pump that credit score