I was originally just going to make a comment, but holy shit this is dunk-worthy all on its lonesome.

The article just casually admits that they're:

• Explicitly talking about buying a house in San Francisco
• Overestimate childcare costs by nearly an order of magnitude, but "oh well some friends say they pay that much" so it's totally cool
• Taking two extremely swanky international vacations a year, because fuck camping
• Is buying a new luxury car (or leasing, even worse) followed by a "btw don't do that, get a cheaper car" point that they completely ignore
• NO STUDENT LOANS! Because why would two professionals who definitely have college degrees have any outstanding student loans?