• wantonviolins [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    butt boosters? you know, I would vote for the candidate who promised to make my ass even fatter, not like electoralism will accomplish anything else

    • Lucas [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Don't! They're just doing it to prevent guerrilla warfare. The sounds of your clapping cheeks will give away the position of your squad.

      • wantonviolins [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        acting as a decoy and distraction is a perfectly valid tactical option, make the dummy thiccness work for you rather than struggle against it

        • Lucas [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I respect it, give 'em hell, dummy thicc comrade. :sankara-salute:

          • wantonviolins [they/them]
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            3 years ago

            no one will be able to hear anything over the clap of these cheeks, the sonic boom will knock out windows for blocks all around me