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  • deadbergeron [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Long I pondered the Small Businessmen's cryptic talk of victory. Time has proven them wise.

    For from free American to free American, the word was spread that the bold consumers of America, laid down their property values -- not just for Texas, but for all America, and the promise this country holds.

    Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called Texas, the Deep State hordes face obliteration!

    Just there the Deep State huddles, sheer terror gripping tight its hearts with icy fingers -- knowing full well what merciless horrors our testicles have suffered at the hands of our own tasers.

    Yet, they stare now across the country at thousands of American consumers: HA-OOOH!

    The Deep State and Corporate America outnumber us a paltry 3 to 1; good odds for any American. This day we rescue a world from public health measures, and usher in greater profits for the American Small Businessman.

    Give your wages, men,

    to your local Small Businessman