Welp, we're fucked. I mean, we were fucked before this news, but we're also fucked now.

I'm gonna start a Sun-worshipping religion, only this one involves praying to the Sun to provide us with a Carrington Event that completely and irrevocably fries the power grid. Better chance of success than relying on Democrats to actually do something about climate change.

Edit: just realized since this religion died centuries ago, I can steal the "Sol Invictus" name.